Mammogram Party: At least at this party, you're wined and dined before you get felt up.
Botox Home party: Gather your favorite friends and share no emotions.
Colonoscopy Party: The massage feels great... and then not so much.
Spooky: you could be naked under this and it wouldn't matter
Sexy: it sucks that the goddess of love can't have a beer belly
Strange: only scary if it contains HFCS
